My stepbrother keeps my secret in exchange for my ass

And where are you going dressed like that?

Hey. Well, I gotta tell you. I found a super-cool promoter job, and today is my first day.

So, let's see how I'm doing. Looks like it's gonna be easy because I just have to say hello to people.

And give them a contact number. So, I think I'm gonna be just fine.

And, well, I was gonna tell you, please don't tell my boyfriend anything.